Also available on PlayStation 4, Switch (release date TBD as of writing), and Windows

Doom 2016 is, in my opinion, the best game in the entire Doom series, so when the follow-up, Doom Eternal, got announced, I was more than a little excited.  The fast paced goregasm balls-to-the-wall action that the 2016 reboot offered with the promise of more lore and 4K visuals (okay, technically 1800p on Xbox One X, but close enough for console) had me positively salivating.  When Doom Eternal finally dropped, what we got made some changes that has the fanbase kind of divided over which game is better, 2016 or Eternal, but is nonetheless an absolute masterpiece.

The timeline can be more than a little confusing for Doom, but given how much world-building Doom Eternal does, something that the 2016 game started putting some real emphasis on, it's worth mentioning.  For the most part, the games' releases are the order in which the timeline takes place minus Doom 3 which is almost certainly a parallel timeline.  There's some debate over whether 2016 (and, thus, Doom Eternal) are another separate timeline or connected to the original timeline just 100 years in the future.  Given how Doom 64 ends and how Doom 2016 starts, I say that 2016 takes place 100 years after 64, and that's backed up by some of the lore elements explored in Doom eternal.  Or you could just disregard the story and massacre demons.  Normally story is a core part of the experience in my opinion, but with Doom, I tend to make an exception for folks given how damn satisfying the combat is.

I've seen a lot of folks including close friends of mine say that Doom Eternal is the absolute peak of the series if not the best FPS game ever made.  While I don't quite heap that much praise on it, it is an absolutely phenomenal game.  The visuals, obviously, are unbelievable on Xbox One X, so I can only imagine how impressive they'd be on max PC settings.  The combat, as I've mentioned, is also extraordinarily fun and addicting.  It's very different from your standard FPS, though, and that can take some getting used to.  There's no aiming down the sights, there's no reloading, there's no crouch, there's no stealth, there's no cover system.  You rush forward, guns blazing, chainsaw roaring, and zip from enemy to enemy to finish them off with a glory kills so brutal that some could put Mortal Kombat to shame.  That actually brings my only major complaint with the game - the Marauders.

These are new enemies introduced in Eternal.  The Marauders definitely introduce some serious challenge to the game, but it's an addition that acts as a detriment to the game in my opinion.  Unlike most enemies where the basic strategy is "throw an enormous amount of firepower while avoiding attacks," the Marauder is an extremely defensive enemy.  If you're too close, he blasts you with a shotgun.  If you're too far, he throws red energy blades at you.  If you're at a perfect Goldilocks distance, his eyes will glow green just before he rushes at you for a melee attack.  When his eyes are glowing green is the only time you can deal damage (preferably with the Super Shotgun); attacking him any other time will cause him to automatically raise a red energy shield, blocking all damage.  Throughout all this, he repeatedly spawns a glowing orange ethereal wolf to attack you.  The wolf only takes a couple shots to disperse, but the Marauder will keep respawning it throughout your fight.  If it's just you and the Marauder, it's really annoying but doable; if it's you, the Marauder, and other demons, you're in for a fight tougher than most boss battles depending on what demons are there and how many.  The biggest problem that I have with the Marauders is that they just break the flow of the gameplay.  95% of the game is frantic, intense, fast paced action, but the Marauder completely negates that, requiring you instead to take a slow and methodical approach of just waiting for an opening before getting off a shot or two.  I loved almost all of Doom Eternal, but those Marauders were, in my opinion, distinctly NOT fun at all.

One of the things I love about Doom Eternal is the upgrades and collectibles (including secret unlockable cheat codes that you can activate when replaying a previously cleared mission).  Each weapon except the Super Shotgun and BFG-9000 has to weapon mods that can be unlocked, and each of these mods have two or three upgrades that can be unlocked.  If you unlock every upgrade for a mod, you can complete a challenge to unlock a "master upgrade" for that mod.  Likewise, your suit has five categories each with a handful of upgrades to unlock.  Some of these suit upgrades are directly combat related, like faster grenade cooldown or freezing enemies longer with ice grenades, whereas some are more passive upgrades, like a wider area of auto-map fill-in or faster ledge grabbing.  There are also upgrades you can get with Sentinel crystals which will let you upgrade your max health, max armor, or max ammo a few times as well as giving a few other bonuses depending on what specific upgrades you choose.  Lastly, there are runes to unlock that can change your gameplay experience.  You can have three runes active at a time, and they provide upgrades like doing a glory kill from farther away, having a chance to survive a death blow once, etc.  All of these various upgrades and options really allow you to mold the game to suit your preferred playstyle in a way that a lot of games don't allow.

Doom Eternal may not technically be perfect in my book, but it's pretty damn close.  Take out the Marauders, and it would pretty much be a perfect shooter in my opinion.  It's also hard as balls; as a long-time champion of playing games on Bitch Mode because I'm a busy adult with too many other games I want to play, I feel only minimal shame in admitting that I played this game on the lowest difficulty and still got my ass handed to me a few times.  Granted, a huge part of that is because I suck at video games (despite how many I play), but this game's overall challenge is legitimately a lot higher than Doom 2016.  That's not a bad thing, mind you, but man, it really drives home the hectic insanity of the combat.  If you like Doom, shooters in general, or just gore for the sake of gore, you owe it to yourself to play this game.  Play it on PC if you're a graphics whore.  Play on PS4 or Xbox One if you're a regular gamer.  Play it on Switch once it comes out if you're a cool kid like me.  Whatever you do, though, play it.  It's fantastic.

Also available on Super Nintendo, Jaguar, 3DO, Mac OS, Acorn Archimedes, Apple IIGS, Game Boy Advance, Xbox, Linux, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, iOS, and Android

Having recently played through the entire Doom series, I had the itch revisit id's FPS breakout success from 1992, the legendary Wolfenstein 3D.  I had played some of the console ports of Wolfenstein 3D - mainly the horribly censored SNES port and the glorious Jaguar port - but I'd never played through all six episodes start to finish.  After a friend of mine heard this and took serious offense at the prospect of my playing a console port, I had an e-mail to redeem a gift copy of Wolfenstein 3D on Steam.  The next eight hours were filled with Nazi killing and my own screams of frustration at the massive two-dimensional mazes that make up the game.

Because I had played Wolfenstein 3D before I played Doom back as a kid, it never struck me just how different these games play.  Doom had always just been "a better Wolfenstein with demons instead of Nazis," but going back as an adult and playing Wolfenstein 3D after recently playing both Doom and Doom II, the differences are FAR more stark than I realized as a child.  Despite being "3D," Wolfenstein is an entirely 2D game, just from a first person perspective.  There are no stairs, no elevators, no ramps, no higher or lower levels.  Unlike Doom, each level is just a large maze on a single plane.  Somehow this aspect of the game had faded from my memory, and that aspect leads to a VERY different gameplay experience than Doom.

The other thing that struck me about Wolfenstein 3D is how primitive the game is compared to Doom.  The visuals obviously are much more primitive, but the game itself just feels and plays a lot more primitive.  You've got four weapons - a knife, a pistol, a submachine gun, and a chaingun - but you've really only got two weapons - knife and gun.  That gun has three different firing rates depending on what you choose, but they all use a common pool of ammo, and there's not really any point in using anything below the fastest firing because they all do the same damage per shot from what I could tell.  The game just doesn't feel quite as smooth or fluid, either.  Maybe that's because the version I played was the original DOS release running in Steam via DOSBOX whereas I played a Switch port of Doom that probably had some smoothing under the hood, but it felt like a more radically different experience than I was expecting.  Not bad, per se, but definitely different.

In my Doom review, I said that the gameplay was still just as satisfying as ever even if the graphics hadn't aged well.  I'm not sure I can say the same about Wolfenstein 3D.  To be clear, I still had a blast playing Wolfenstein for the most part (Episode 5 Floor 7 can die in a fire, though), but as a whole product, it definitely hasn't retained all of the playability that Doom has.  It's ABSOLUTELY still worth experiencing and playing, especially if you love to kill Nazis (and if you don't, get the hell off my blog), but it's clear that id learned a lot and improved a lot in the year between Wolfenstein 3D and Doom.

Also available on Aleck 64

Star Soldier: Vanishing Earth is one of the later entries in the Star Soldier series of shmups, and this is a series that I'm quite a fan of.  The NES port of Star Soldier was one of the first games I had growing up as a kid, so the series definitely has a special place in my heart.  It's unfortunate, then, that this N64 entry proved to be such a major disappointment for me.

Being developed by Hudson, you'd be forgiven for going into Star Soldier: Vanishing Earth as I did with pretty lofty expectations.  I mean, Hudson is no small time developer especially back in the 90s.  They alone were reason enough to own a TurboGrafx-16 with games like Ys, Star Parodier, and Lords of Thunder to name a few.  It's kind of like playing Super Mario 64, Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past, and Super Metroid before going to Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival.  How could such an objectively talented and accomplished studio produce such a depressingly disappointing game?

While story is rarely a big driving force in arcade shmups, even by those standards, Vanishing Earth is okay at best.  Some aliens launched an overwhelming attack on the Earth, and a small group of defenders has to fight them off.  That's it.  That's the story.  I mean, yeah, that's the basic story of like 75% of the shmups out there, and I'm probably a little overly cynical because of how meh the whole game is, but there's legit nothing that sets it apart from the crowd.  The audio is similarly forgettable.  The music's okay, and the robot voicing when the bosses approach is interesting, but again, this is the studio that gave us Lords of Thunder.  My expectations were higher.  The gameplay is slow and cumbersome.  Your ship feels like it's swimming through jelly, not flying through space.  Your lasers do autofire if you hold the A button, but there's a delay between when you press the button and when they start autofiring.  Because of that, I seriously played through the first three of the game's seven levels smashing the A button repeatedly before I realized that I just had to hold it down for a couple seconds to get it to start shooting more than once.

Pretty much the only aspect of the game that wasn't a massive disappointment for me was the visuals.  It didn't blow my mind, but it does look pretty good for the Nintendo 64.  The ships are all well modeled and animated, and the enemy attacks are usually pretty clear to see with the exception of a few awkwardly animated boss attacks.  Unfortunately, impressive visuals aren't enough to redeem its dime-a-dozen story, mediocre sound design, sluggish controls, and so-so presentation.

Unfortunately, almost all of Star Soldier: Vanishing Earth is a massive disappointment.  The game looks quite nice, but that's about as far as the compliments go.  It's a shame, too, because the Star Soldier series deserved better, and Hudson was capable of so much better.  Every studio has its duds, and this was one hell of a dud for Hudson.  If you have a Nintendo 64 emulator on your PC or an Everdrive 64 cartridge, it might be worth checking out if you're a fan of Star Soldier like I am just to say that you experienced it, but don't get your hopes up, and definitely don't spend any money on this.  It's just not worth the let down.

Also available on Nintendo 64, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Windows

Doom 64 saw Doom make the jump from psuedo 3D to actual 3D.  It still resembled Doom and Doom II, giving it a fairly rudimentary 3D look in a lot of ways, but that also served to help keep it feeling like a true Doom sequel instead of a slightly awkward departure.  -cough cough- Doom 3 -cough cough-   Oh, and it's an absolute damn masterpiece.

The bulk of the monsters and weapons you've come to know in Doom and Doom II make a return in Doom 64.  While some look pretty much the same, like the zombiemen and the Hell Knights, some look radically different, like the Pain Elemental (screw that thing).  As far as the guns go, the biggest appearance difference is with the chainsaw.  The jump to the Nintendo 64 saw Doom's chainsaw gain a second blade, making it not only infinitely cooler in general but probably the most badass melee weapon in any video game ever.

The game is pretty much what you'd expect from Doom; you spend the first third or so killing demons that have invaded human installations and settlements, and then you spend the last half to two thirds of the game killing demons through Hell and reminding them why it's a bad idea to go through those portals.  Overall, I'd say the rigor of the puzzles is about on par with Doom and Doom II although that does vary from level to level.  Some levels are no puzzles at all, straight murder.  Some levels - like the VERY aptly named damn Unholy Temple - not only balls deep the puzzle aspect but do so in the most god awful annoying way possible.  Seriously, that's the single most frustrating level in the entire Doom series (excluding maybe Doom Eternal which I've still not played at the time of writing because I'm poor).

Other than the general immense satisfaction that massacring the legions of Hell gives in Doom 64, my favorite part of this game is probably the final boss.  It's BALLS hard, but it's a true honest to God (no pun intended) final boss experience.  Doom had the Spiderdemon, and Doom II had the awkward living wall thing with the constantly spawning hordes, but Doom 64 basically has those two in one.  The first phase is an absolute gauntlet where you have to fight through three or four massive waves of almost every type of enemy in the game.  If you manage to survive that, you then fight the Mother of all Demons, and she is NOT to be underestimated.  She makes the Spiderdemon and Cyberdemon look like punk tutorial foes.  The game does give you pretty much full health, armor, and ammo for all weapons before the battle starts, but even with that, it took me a solid five attempts to clear the boss.  Few final boss experiences have left me feeling quite that satisfied.

Because it's a port of a game from three console generations back, it obviously runs smooth as butter on modern platforms, but even playing on the original Nintendo 64 is one of the most satisfying goregasm experiences that the platform has to offer.  Whether you're dusting off an old N64 cartridge or using one of those newfangled downloads on a PC or modern console, Doom 64 is about as good as it gets with demon massacring.  There aren't many games that leave me feelingly completely and totally satisfied, but this is one of those few.

Also available on PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Nvidia Shield, Linux, OSX, and Windows

Back in 2004, seven years after the release of Doom 64 and eight years after the release of Doom II, id decided that it was time to try to reboot the Doom series.  As the original Doom used some pretty advanced visuals (for 1993, anyway), Doom 3 was similarly cutting edge visually for the time.  The graphics definitely look dated 16 years later, but it was an impressive game for the time, and this is a pretty solid port of it.  To have Doom 3 on the handheld is definitely exciting.

Doom 3 marked a pretty big shift for the series as it took a step away from the pedal-to-the-metal badass action and a shift towards a distinct horror vibe.  I, personally, dig the horror vibe as I'm a huge fan of horror games in general, but it's unfortunately not implemented here as well as I had hoped.  The basic premise is that you're a marine escorting some government bigwig on some inspection of a UAC research facility on Mars when someone screws up and unleashes the forces of Hell on the planet.  Instead of kicking ass and taking names like you did in Doom and Doom II, though, you're almost constantly outgunned, and instead of leaping out from every corner with guns blazing, you'll find yourself creeping around each corner and trying to conserve your ammo for the inevitable next demon you don't *quite* have the firepower to tackle confidently.

My first disappointment with the game was the implementation of the horror theme.  Don't get me wrong; the game is definitely creepy, and it keeps you on your toes, but it's not a Resident Evil or a Silent Hill tier horror experience.  My second and bigger disappointment was the feel of the gunplay in the game.  The shotgun feels inaccurate at all ranges (as opposed to killing whatever is in its general direction at close range), the assault rifle feels like a rubber band gun, and the rocket launcher just doesn't have the oomph that you'd expect.  The only weapon that feels better in Doom 3 than it did in Doom or Doom II is the chainsaw.  The chainsaw was really disappointing in my opinion in the first two games, but it kicks ass in Doom 3.  Unfortunately that improvement comes at the expense of every other weapon.

Doom 3 is pretty widely disliked (or at least liked less) among the Doom fanbase, and while I definitely enjoyed the game, it's not hard to see why.  Doom did gore and action REALLY well; Doom 3 traded that for a mediocre horror experience.  Had it been an incredible horror experience, it would have been a good trade, I think, but they traded greatness for mediocrity in my opinion.  Releasing originally in 2004, too, and coming off the heels of Medal of Honor's and Halo's huge market successes, it feel a little bit like just another shooter.  It's a lot more than that, but it definitely isn't nearly as unique or noteworthy as its predecessors were.

Doom 3 is a good horror game.  It's a good supernatural shooter.  It's not, however, a "great" anything.  It's got a list price of $10 on the Switch eShop, and honestly, I think that's a bit steep.  $7 would be good, I think, because it does include the Resurrection of Evil and Lost Missions expansions, but expansions for a "pretty good" game are still not going to add up to "great."  If you see it on sale like I did (I got it for $3), then absolutely give it a download because it truly is a fun experience.  It's just not an exceptional experience.

Also available for Game Boy Advance, Xbox 360, Xbox One, PlayStation 4, Android, iOS, MS-DOS, and Mac OS

Doom II picks up right after the end of the first game and, in a lot of ways, plays more like an expansion than a sequel.  After defeating the demons on Mars, Doomguy arrives back home on Earth only to discover that the forces of Hell have invaded Earth.  As the Earth's population evacuates the planet, Doomguy takes it upon himself to single handedly attempt to drive the demons off of Earth before venturing into Hell itself to destroy the demons at their source.

As far as gameplay is concerned, nothing really has changed since the first game.  The only really noteworthy difference is the addition of the Super Shotgun.  It uses the same ammo as the regular shotgun, but it expends two shells at once in exchange for vastly improved firepower.  Naturally, being a shotgun whore, it was my weapon of choice throughout the game.  Otherwise, it plays just like the first game.  You run around in a primitive 3D environment blasting enemies while the game auto-aims along the Y axis.  The levels are just as massive and mazelike as in the first game, sometimes more so.  You're still hunting down various colored keys, switches, and hidden doors to progress through the level, and there are still par times that I'm almost always too shitty a player to meet.

For the most part, you'll face the same enemies as in the first game although there are a few new demons, most frustratingly the Pain Elemental and the Arch-Vile.  The Pain Elemental looks a lot like the Cacodemon except that it constantly spawns Lost Souls, making it EXTREMELY annoying to first.  The Arch-Vile looks a bit like a wendigo, reanimated killed enemies, has an absurd amount of HP, and deals a ton of damage.  Basically it's a terrifying pain in the ass.  The level designs and puzzles, while all resembling what the first game had to offer, feel a lot more polished and well planned in my opinion.

Overall, Doom II is more of the same from the original game, but the small additions here and there and the added polish make it feel like a wholly superior product all around.  It doesn't change the formula so much as refine it.  The Switch port that I played also has some officially supported add-ons that can be downloaded to add dozens of additional levels if you find yourself wanting more after finishing the campaign.  There's also the addition of multiplayer that I wasn't able to try out.  Hopefully I'll find someone who wants to play a video game old enough to be in the US House of Representatives with me and get to try this mode out at some point.  Either way, though, Doom II is a cheap download on Switch that runs smoothly and is an absolute masterpiece of early 3D game design.  If you're not turned off by early 90s visuals, definitely check this one out.  The graphics haven't aged well at all, the gameplay is still as fun and addicting as ever.

Also available on PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Mac OS, and Windows

If you've played one Lego game, you've pretty much played them all.  Likewise, if you've played one Lego game, you probably want to play them all because they're freaking awesome.  Lego DC Super Villains is no exception; it has the same lovable Lego aesthetic and feel with the familiar gameplay but in a game where you play as some of the best villains from the DC comic universe.

The premise of DC Super Villains is that you're a super villain (obviously) working with Lex Luthor and Joker to cause chaos and take over the world or whatever cliche super villain scheme they have.  That changes, however, when the Crime Syndicate from Earth-3 shows up and zaps the Justice League into purgatory or something.  Suddenly being the lesser of the two evils, the Legion of Doom begins to recruit other super villains to oppose the Crime Syndicate and whatever it is they're planning besides the standard world domination trope.  That was actually the source of my main disappointment with the game - I wanted to be a VILLAIN, not a normally-bad-guy-but-forced-to-be-good-ish-due-to-circumstances-guy.  Don't get me wrong, the game is still super fun, but it wasn't quite what I'd been expecting.

Being a slut for customization options, my favorite aspect of the game was the character creator.  You get to create a Lego supervillain as wacky or terrifying as your heart pleases.  Naturally, being one who takes as little in life seriously as possible, I went for as wacky as possible.  Behold...the universally feared and reviled Buhtseks Bandit!  They thought their silly language filter would keep me from being pointlessly vulgar, but once again, my mental depravity proved superior.  Your custom character's gimmick is that they can absorb and gain new superpowers, so your character starts off kinda meh but becomes more and more useful as the game progresses. 

Visually and audibly, the game is fantastic.  It looks great although the smooth plastic Lego aesthetic isn't exactly super intensive on system resources.  Still, though, the game's colors really pop, and the Lego brick models do a great job of blending the unique Lego look while staying distinctly DC.  The characters are all fully voiced with some serious industry heavy hitters reprising their usual characters.  Mark Hamill, Michael Dorn, and Tara Strong all lend their voices to their usual characters just to name a few.  The quality of the voice acting can really make or break a game especially when it uses characters that have a well known voice in other media.  Keeping those voices for this work were a big part of my personal enjoyment here as I'm just a huge fan of Hamill, Dorn, and Strong in general.

While I wasn't able to test this myself because I have no friends to hang out with (cue sadness), there is two player local cooperative gameplay in Lego DC Super Villains.  Since I wasn't able to test it personally, I can't speak to how well it works, but if it's like other Lego games, I imagine it's a great way to share the experience.  In this increasingly online-obsessed age for gaming, the inclusion of local multiplayer of any kind in a game just tickles me pink.

I may have had my personal disappointment with not ACTUALLY being an evil supervillain in the context of the game's story, but Lego DC Super Villains was still a hella fun experience that definitely fits in with the other licensed Lego video game experiences.  If you're a fan of Lego games, especially the other licensed comic book Lego games, then you definitely need to check this one out.  There are over 150 playable characters in the game plus over half a dozen custom character slots plus all of the collectables hidden throughout the world that Lego games usually offer, so you can definitely play around with it for a long time to experience everything the game has to offer.

Also available on Switch and Windows

Gundam is a MASSIVE franchise in terms of games, movies, anime, and manga.  A few years ago, I played through SD Gundam G Generation Genesis, a strategy RPG game that goes through the majority of Gundam's Universal Century timeline.  Cross Rays is the companion game to Genesis; it keeps the same gameplay format, but rather than going through the Universal Century timeline, Cross Rays takes you through four of the Gundam alternate universes - Wing, Seed, 00, and Iron Blooded Orphans.  As far as gameplay goes, if you liked Genesis, you'll like Cross Rays.

Despite having the same basic gameplay, I found myself enjoying Cross Rays significantly less than Genesis.  I spent a lot of time trying to figure out why.  Are the levels longer?  No, but there are more levels in Cross Rays.  Maybe that was it?  No, that can't be it; I was feeling the game fatigue before I was even halfway through the game.  Maybe the dialogue was longer?  Not that I could tell; the cutscenes and dialogue segments were pretty much as obscenely long as Genesis was.  Then it finally occurred to me - it was the source material.  I LOVE Universal Century.  I'm heavily invested in that timeline, and each series you played through in Genesis took you farther in that same timeline.  When you go through different segments of Cross Rays, you may have multiple series within the same timeline, but at the end of the day, the game has four separate timelines rather that one massive, unified timeline like Genesis.  That's not to say that it's a good thing or a bad thing; I just found myself much less invested going through four different timelines especially given that Iron Blooded Orphans is the only timeline in Cross Rays that I'm particularly attached to.

For those who haven't played or read my review for G Generation Genesis, let's explore the gameplay.  If you've played a game like Disgaea or Fire Emblem, then you know the core gameplay - you move your units around a grid map and fight the enemy force in a turn based strategy battleground.  One of the big questions that comes up with every strategy game is "Are deaths permanent?"  Well, yes and no.  Yes, if your unit is destroyed, you lose that mobile suit forever.  The pilot of that destroyed unit, however, is not killed.  You keep that pilot; you just have to buy a new mobile suit for him or her.  That's a pretty fair balance in my opinion.  It takes away the mobile suit that you've been leveling up and improving, so it does discourage reckless gameplay; but you don't lose the pilots you've been leveling up and improving, so it is forgiving to a certain extent when you have an inevitably bad RNG roll or just make a bad move.

While the core gameplay mechanics are pretty much the same between Genesis and Cross Rays, that's not to say that it's identical.  Cross Rays definitely did make some changes, and some of these are definitely changes for the better.  Unit level-ups, for example, have been modified.  In Genesis, when a unit leveled up, it was given a flat boost to all stats plus a couple of points that you could assign to whatever stat you wanted.  Cross Rays took away that flat bonus and left it on the player to assign all stat points.  This gives the player a little more agency to craft units to whatever role they want while also diminishing the massive disparity between early game and late game units.  There's definitely a gap in power between those early and late game units, but it's not quite as drastic a difference as it was in Genesis.

The most significant addition is the Dispatch Missions.  You can dispatch up to three of your four teams on missions that auto-complete in real time for capital, experience, and item rewards.  The longer the mission, the better the rewards.  Some of them complete in as little as two hours; some of the missions you unlock later on take 15 or 20 hours to complete.  If you're a little short on cash, just take a break and do some dispatch missions.  If your mobile suits are a little underleveled, take a break and do some dispatch missions.  If you're just tired of the game but want a little nest egg to come back to, put your teams on some 12+ hour missions, and let your teams do the work for you.  It's a pretty passive addition, but it's a fantastic addition.

SD Gundam G Generation Cross Rays is a MASSIVE strategy RPG that exposes you to four of the biggest alternate universes in the Gundam franchise.  For me personally, it was an overall step down from SD Gundam G Generation Genesis, but it definitely made a lot of improvements, and a lot of folks will definitely see Cross Rays as a big step forward.  Whether you see it as a little better, a little worse, about the same, or if it's your first exposure to the SD Gundam series, Cross Rays is a fantastic game.  Play it on PC, play it on Switch, or play it on PS4, but if you like strategy gameplay and giant robot space battles, make sure that you play it.

Also available on SNES, 32X, Jaguar, 3DO, PlayStation, Saturn, Acorn Archimedes, Xbox 360, Xbox One, PlayStation 4, Gameboy Advance, iOS, Android, and MS-DOS

Also available on PlayStation 4 and Windows

Also available on PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Windows

Also available on Xbox One and Windows

Resident Evil has always been one of my favorite horror series, and Resident Evil 2 was, for a long time, my favorite game in the series.  While my "Top X Resident Evil games" list has changed over the years, Resident Evil 2 - preferably played on my Sega Dreamcast - has remained near and dear to my zombie loving heart.  When I heard that Capcom was releasing a remake, I was ecstatic.  Granted, I didn't buy it right at launch because North Carolina refuses to pay its teachers well, and I didn't play it immediately when I did get it because I wanted to wait to make it my Halloween 2019 game, but when I finally did start it, I immediately got sucked back into the zombie infested Raccoon City police station and was met with a horror that the original game's 240p visuals just couldn't convey as well as the remake's 2160p visuals can.

The overall layout of the police station and underground hallways are remarkable in how closely they match up to the original game.  The puzzles themselves are largely identical, too, giving the game the feeling that it's as much an extremely impressive remaster as it is a full remake, and when I say that, I mean it as a HUGE accolade.  One of my frequent pet peeves with remakes is changing things in the world, and Capcom kept faithful to the original game here.  It's definitely not 100% identical, but it strikes a perfect balance of making quality of life improvements with keeping faithful to the world and design of the original game.  In that respect, this is as as perfect a remake as the Switch's Link's Awakening.

As with all great horror games, the atmosphere is a bigger part of the "scary" factor in Resident Evil 2 than the actual events of the game, and this remake nails that atmosphere perfectly.  The lighting effects, the sound effects, and the timing of enemy appearances and jump scares are all perfectly done to maximize that unsettling feeling without desensitizing players the way that a lot of recent horror games do.  The enemy designs, benefiting from having more than 81 times the pixel count of the original release, are truly horrifying in a way that very few games' enemies manage to be.  Mr. X, the prototype Tyrant that pursues you throughout the game (especially if you're playing as Leon), is especially terrifying this go around, far more so than he was in the original release.  During my playthrough, I tweeted, "It will be a miracle if I get through this game without peeing myself," and I stand by that sentiment; Mr. X is scary as shit, dude.

For those who aren't familiar with the structure of the game from its original release, the game is divided into two campaigns that take place concurrently and largely in the same locations.  In one - the story I played through first - you play as my all-time horror husbando, rookie RCPD cop Leon Kennedy, as he, like an idiot, travels to investigate the mysterious silence from Raccoon City in defiance of a "stay tf away" order.  He meets up with a young woman named Claire Redfield, sister of the first game's Chris Redfield, who's traveling to Raccoon City to discover the whereabouts - or fate - of her brother.  In Leon's campaign, your main foe is Mr. X, and you work with a cryptic woman named Ada Wong, allegedly with the FBI, as you seek to secure the G-virus and prevent the infection from spreading outside of Raccoon City.  In Claire's campaign, your primary foe is a horrific monster mutated by the G-virus as you seek to take the young Sherry Birkin to safety outside of the zombie-infested city.

I have a few minor complaints with Resident Evil 2, but all things considered, this is a virtually perfect remake by most of my metrics.  It stays faithful to the original world while making some much needed quality of life improvements, it adds difficulty levels for those who need an easier time as well as those who want a more intense challenge, there are some extra scenarios for you play after you finish the main game, and the overall horror atmosphere of the original game has been brilliantly enhanced thanks to the technological advances that the PS4 Pro offers over the original PS1 hardware.  I can only imagine that the game looks and plays at least as well if not a little better on PC and Xbox One X as it does PS4 Pro, and I was thoroughly impressed here.  If you're a fan of horror games, zombie games, or the Resident Evil series, you absolutely owe it to yourself to give this game a play.  It's a damn shame that Capcom hasn't seen fit to port it to Switch, but if you've got a PS4, an XB1, or a gaming PC, make sure you check this one out.

Holy crap, my dudes.  I thought I knew what the word "intense" meant.  I mean, I played through the original Famicom Disk System Super Mario Bros 2.  I've seen the effects of Operation British in Mobile Suit Gundam.  I've read Stephen King's "IT."  I've heard the heaviest songs that Cannibal Corpse has to offer.  I've endured the psychological abuse to which Doki Doki Literature Club subjects its players.  But this?  The suspense and heart-wrenching events of the story in Muv-Luv Alternative give the word "intense" and all new meaning for me.  I cheered.  I screamed.  I cried.  I laughed.  Okay, so there wasn't much laughing this time, but there was a solid chuckle or two.  But DUDE.  I wasn't prepared for how intense this game got.  I know I keep reusing that word, but I truly can't think of a better way to describe the interaction between the fast and hard hitting events of the game and the emotional investment I had in this story, this world, and these characters.

Muv-Luv Alternative picks up immediately after the events of Muv-Luv Ultimate, the second of the two parts of the first Muv-Luv release.  For the most part, the game works exactly the same way - it's a visual novel with the occasional choice here and there - but unlike Extra and Ultimate, Alternative really only has one real ending.  The choices you make can have minor effects on a couple instances of character interactions in the story, but the main events of the story stay the same.  In that respect, it gives much less agency than the previous game, but that's intentional because the tone and point are a little different here.  There is no picking your best girl in Alternative.  That's a luxury you can't afford with the BETA breathing down your neck.  From start to finish, Alternative is a mad dash to pull humanity back from the brink of extinction and unravel the mysteries surrounding Takeru's ability to shift between worlds and timelines.  This is not a happy feel-good story like Extra, and this is not an inspiring story of triumph in the face of adversity like Unlimited; this is a story of perseverance and duty in the face of unspeakable horror, hopelessness, and despair.

The first thing to keep in mind about Alternative is that it is MUCH longer than Extra or Unlimited.  It's only 10 chapters, but each chapter takes several hours to get through.  I didn't time myself or look up average playtimes to confirm this, but I'd hazard a guess that a single playthrough of Alternative will take longer than a playthrough of Extra and Unlimited combined.  Granted, there isn't as much incentive for repeat gameplay in Alternative since you're not picking a best girl, but still, it's quite the hefty visual novel.  It also answers a lot of the questions that I still had after Unlimited, and its focus on the world and the way the events of the story affect the characters rather than focusing largely on the effects of interactions between the individual characters serves to help  you get really sucked into the world building and invested in the game's world and history.

The visuals are pretty much the same as in Extra and Unlimited, although there are some animated bits in Alternative and some sections where the text scrolls automatically regardless of your manual or auto settings to give the game a real sense of urgency and action.  This is one of those few games where I really did find myself totally unable to put it down.  Everything about the game perfectly accented the game's tone.  The music was a perfect fit, the tonal inflections of the voice acting reinforced the emotions of the scenes, and the writing was exceptional.  It may not be the best writing I've ever seen in a game, but it was absolutely top tier.

Muv-Luv - the entire trilogy - is one hell of a ride that I really can't oversell.  It's incredible, and Alternative is an almost perfect conclusion.  The tone and atmosphere are so dark and serious, and while it contrasts with the tone in Unlimited and especially Extra, it really reinforces the change in Takeru's mentality and personal goals.  This definitely isn't a game you can play without playing the previous one first, but by the same token, I don't see how anyone can play the first game and not have an immediate NEED to play this one.  My only complaint with Muv-Luv Alternative was that it had to end.  I need more.  There's an epilogue after the end chapter that leaves just enough questions to keep the door open for another true sequel down the line, so it's my fervent hope that âge sees fit to bless us with more Muv-Luv.

Also available on iOS

When I heard that Nintendo was releasing a Mario Kart game for cell phones, I was skeptical.  Just a touch screen?  No buttons?  How will that work?  When I downloaded this Mario Kart game for cell phones, I was skeptical.  When I was starting the first race in this Mario Kart game for cell phones, I was skeptical.  When I finished that first race in this Mario Kart game for cell phones, I had been converted into a born-again believer in the Word of Mario Kart Tour.

First thing's first - the game's not perfect.  The controls feel kinda awkward.  The motion control works pretty well, and it does give you two basic control schemes - "basic" controls that lets you turn your kart normally and "drift" controls that offer more precision but are a bit tougher to get the hang of by making every turn into a drift - but neither scheme ever felt particularly "good" in my opinion.  That said, however, it does work very well; it's just not ideal.  Honestly, though, with just a touch screen and no actual buttons or control sticks, it works way better than I expected.  There's no accelerating to worry about; that's done automatically.  The game pretty much keeps you on the track and out of the grass or sand or whatnot for the most part.  What you need to do is focus on collecting and using items, getting on jumps for the boost, and maneuvering your way around the tracks.

Visually, the game isn't as nice looking as some modern smartphone games I've seen, but keeping in mind that Nintendo has always focused largely on accessibility and likely wanted to keep the required specs fairly low so more folks could play, it looks pretty good.  The sound design is fantastic and feels right at home with the Mario Kart series.  Being a freemium game, it's naturally filled with microtransactions as well as a "Gold Pass" subscription that unlocks extra rewards, but I was able to play through every tour and have a FANTASTIC time with the game without spending a penny on it.  As far as I can tell, almost everything can be unlocked for free in-game (although that would take a looooong time), and while not purely cosmetic, I wouldn't call the things that can be unlocked more easily via microtransactions pay-to-win, per se.  Yeah, the ruby unlocks are pretty much just loot boxes, but it doesn't feel quite as scummy as Battlefront II's loot boxes.  Maybe that's the Nintendo fanboy in me talking, but that's the impression I got from the game's unlock system.

Your opponents in the tours are AI controlled versions of other players' accounts, and while PvP is supposedly on the way, that won't be available until the future update.  Still, though, with tracks being relatively short and only lasting two laps, this is a great game to play while pooping (or pretending to poop) at work, and it's undeniably enjoyable.  The amount of characters and karts that can be unlocked is pretty expansive, too, but I'll always be loyal to my ol' faithful, Koopa Troopa.  I'm not the biggest fan of mobile games, and given the portability of the Switch, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is still obviously a VASTLY superior portable Mario Kart experience, but if you either don't have the time for full fledged Mario Kart or don't have your Switch with you (because if you just plain don't have a Switch, shame on you), this is a good, solid stand-in.  Especially with the low price tag of $0.00, I can't think of anyone to whom I wouldn't recommend this game.

Also available on Windows

I've played a lot of games that I had expected to be fantastic and ended up being garbage, but of all the games I've played in my life, this is probably the biggest disappointment.  Like someone offering you a bowl of Skittles just to find out that they're full of M&Ms, I ordered this game from Play-Asia on impulse expecting it to be same kind of goofy hilarity that Gal*Gun: Double Peace provided only to discover that it's barren wasteland of sub-par gameplay, stupid story even in the context of pointless lewd games, and less content than a mobile game.  I am the Warlord of Waifus, the Emperor of Ecchi, the Führer of Fap, and the Baron of Best Girl, but even I was unable to extract any enjoyment whatsoever from this game.

The story, as I previously mentioned, is just stupid.  Not even ha-ha enjoyable stupid.  It's painfully stupid.  You play as Yurika, a high school girl who is what's called a "Warrior of Love," someone who (apparently) loves panties so much that she can see talking panties and turn into a panty.  There's this evil panty called Panzi that's building a massive brainwashing machine to brainwash the entire human race and make them love all panties equally.  If this comes to pass, Yurika will be forced to live as a panty forever, and since that idea does not appeal to her, she embarks on a quest to stop Panzi and destroy his brainwashing machine.  That's it.  That's the whole story.  I mean, along the way you meet a couple other Warriors of Love and some other panty characters, but it never gets less stupid.  The story is more haphazardly written than an elementary schooler's short story, the characters are more two dimensional than a loli's chest, and at no point do either become interesting or compelling in the slightest.

The game plays like a crappy Xbox 360 indie beat 'em up.  You use the left stick to move, the right stick to control the camera, you click the left stick to dash, and you can use L and R to dash to the side to dodge.  ZL can activate "Passion" mode when your Passion gauge is filled which gives you a buff to attack and defense as well possibly changing an attack depending on the panty you're playing as.  B jumps, A is your special attack, Y is your melee attack, and X is your range attack.  The controls feel awkward, none of the hits ever feel satisfying, and the combat itself is short lived and monotonous.

Visually, the game is okay at best.  It doesn't even make the Switch break a sweat docked, but it's not going to impress anyone.  Lackluster textures, an uninspired art style, an unimpressive resolution without any visual flairs.  It's the epitome of average.  With a visual detail this unimpressive, I figured they could have at least gotten a solid 60 fps out of the game, but it seems to be running at a standard old 30 fps.  That's certainly not bad and is a totally acceptable frame rate, but my 2019, I feel like 60 should be the target for games that aren't pushing a system graphically.  Especially when the game isn't even good.  Have SOME aspect that stands out other than how disappointing it is.

The game's length is kind of a backhanded mercy.  From first putting the game card in my Switch to having beaten the game with every playable panty unlocked, only two hours passed.  That's it.  Two hours start to 100% finished.  On the one hand, that's a mercy because the game sucks, and I was kind of bored after just 45 minutes.  On the other hand, this is literally one of the shortest games I've ever played without trying to speedrun, and it's definitely the shortest game to 100% complete that I've ever played.  With the lackluster visuals, the blah music and voice acting, the stupid story, and the average performance, the game's length is just the icing on top of this moldy, festering cake.

Panty Party is without a doubt the biggest disappointing of my gaming life.  I've played games that are worse, but I knew those games were going to be terrible going into it.  I definitely never expected a game like Panty Party to be game of the year material or anything, but come on; I'm me!  I should absolutely love a game like this.  I'm SO easy to please when it comes to lewd anime games, but somehow, AnimuGame (in hindsight, I feel like the name of the developer should have been a red flag) found a way to disappoint me.  My reviewing this game is like Hillary Clinton in the 2016; it should have been the easiest win imaginable, and yet it still somehow found a snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.  This game sucks.  Don't waste your money on it.  I'd say not to waste your time on it, but there isn't enough game here to take up much of your time.

Also available on PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Windows

Muv-Luv was a definitely surprise hit for me.  I love me a good visual novel, especially when it's a cute slice of life/waifu visual novel, but this one was all that and more.  After I heard about my friend David's GLOWING review of it, I knew it wasn't a game I could pass up, and even as high as my expectations were going in, every single one was smashed and surpassed.

Muv-Luv is actually broken into two stories.  The first, Muv-Luv Extra, is what I expected to find here - a cute slice of life waifu story.  Takeru, the protagonist, grows up next to his adorable girl-next-door childhood friend, Sumika, but then suddenly this hella rich big tiddy blue hair waifu named Meiya shows up randomly in his bed one morning, and WOAH commence typical harem romantic comedy story.  There are, of course, more potential waifus than just those two.  OBVIOUSLY Sumika is best girl because of the Childhood Friend Corollary to the Intergenre Waifu Conventions which clearly states:

While not automatically Best Girl, when the archetype is present and the option given, the Childhood Friend™ must be the chosen waifu for any anime-styled game.  Possible exceptions to this requirement are cases of realistic hairstyles and/or colors, malicious personalities, and character gender depending on the personal romantic preference of the player.

The great thing about Muv-Luv is that there's not really a "bad" girl to pick as your Best Girl, but it's pretty clear that the two "canon" choices, so to speak, are Sumika or Meiya.  It's a solid 30 or 40 hour experience through the game for one playthrough depending on your reading speed, but there are multiple endings depending on who you choose as your waifu, and it's pretty much guaranteed to hurt your feelings at some point because all of the girls are so cute, and you just want to make them all your beloved waifu.  Of course, that's not an option either within the mechanics of the game or within the limitations of Waifu Law; after all, more than one waifu will wreck your laifu.

The second half of the game, Muv-Luv Unlimited, marks an abrupt shift in tone.  It takes place shortly after the events of Muv-Luv Extra although your waifu choice does not appear to be taken into account, and Takeru is still the protagonist, but he wakes up to a world that just seems....off.  Sumika is nowhere to be seen.  Meiya is nowhere to be seen.  The world outside his house has, somehow, become a barren wasteland, the only clue being a wrecked mobile suit of some kind crashed into where Sumika's house should be.  Obviously, Takeru's immediate assumption is that he's dreaming.  He walks through this would-be dreamscape carefree, wandering to the school only to find it guarded by armed United Nations soldiers.  From there, reality begins to sink in for him that somehow he's not in the same world he was when we went to sleep.

The overall experience in Muv-Luv Unlimited is very similar to Muv-Luv Extra.  It's still a visual novel, and it's still all about picking your waifu, but the tone is dramatically different.  The world in which Takeru finds himself is much darker and more desperate than the world into which he was born, and the story's tone is appropriately darker and more serious than in Extra.  Most the characters return from Extra; pretty much everyone is there except Sumika, who is depressingly absent; but in her place is a mysterious but adorable girl named Kasumi.  Unlimited is definitely not a feel-good cutesy story like Extra was, but it's told so well that it's every bit as compelling.  Most folks would actually probably find Unlimited to be the more compelling of the two, but since I'm a neckbeard weeb, but I love the cutesy waifu stuff.

I absolutely loved Muv-Luv.  From the moment I read David's thoughts on it, I knew that this was a game that I NEEDED to play.  Extra and Unlimited may be totally different in tone and mood, but they're connected so well that it feels both jarring and natural at the same time for one to follow the other immediately.  Very few stories I've read or experienced can pull off that abrupt an atmosphere shift, but the fact that Muv-Luv does it so well is, in my view, a testament to the quality of its writing and character development.  If you flat out dislike visual novels, there still may not be much here for you, but it's no exaggeration that this is one of the most excellently written and thoroughly enjoyable visuals novels I've ever played through.  The story itself can take a little time to pick up, but the characters are likable enough to keep players hooked until the story really sinks its teeth in.  No exaggeration, this is probably my all-time favorite visual novel.  I understand folks who just don't like reading a game, so to speak, but if you're at all into or even curious about the genre, check out Muv-Luv.  It's an immensely rewarding experience.

Link's Awakening is one of the games I see frequently mentioned in discussions of favorite Zelda games, but despite having the Game Boy Color re-release of the original, Link's Awakening DX, I never got around to playing it.  I know it's one of the defining games of the original Game Boy's library, but I just never seemed to find the time.  With such a beautiful and exciting remake being released on Switch, though, I decided it was high time that I experience this classic action adventure game for myself.

Link's Awakening's intro sees Link at sea during a storm.  This storm ends up destroying his boat, causing him to wash ashore a mysterious island.  He soon learns that the island is protected by a Wind Fish, and that in order for anyone to leave the island, the Wind Fish must be awakened.  There's a prophecy, however, that if the Wind Fish is awakened, the island and all of its inhabitants will cease to exist.  What is Link to do?  Escape the island to return to Princess Zelda's side and risk ending the island and everyone who calls it home, or resign himself to staying on the monster infested island forever to protect the villagers living there?  It's quite the moral quandary, and the only way to unravel the mystery of the island is to trudge along your quest and discover its secrets.

It seems pretty clear from the success of Breath of the Wild and the statements from Nintendo since that game's release that most if not all of the future Zelda games will be much more open ended than the traditional linear Zelda games, but Link's Awakening is an exception to that.  This is a virtually perfectly faithful recreation of the original Game Boy game while still including modern quality of life improvements and upgrading the visuals from 8-bit pixel sprites to full HD models.  The game itself, however, keeps a 2.5D perspective so as to stay more faithful to the original, and the effort to which the development team went to recreate the original Game Boy world perfectly is astounding.  It's truly a testament both to the developer's dedication to the original game's legacy as well as to the importance that the original Link's Awakening had on the action-adventure genre as a whole.

In a lot of ways, this game is a major feather in the Switch's cap.  As I mentioned, the world is perfectly recreated, and the visuals are absolutely beautiful.  The glossy, plastic toy-like appearance of the world and character models fits perfectly, and the music really feels like what those 8-bit tunes would have been had they been created 25 years later.  Not all is perfect, though, and while I found them to be only a minor inconvenience, there are some performance issues that have caused a lot to grief to some more perceptive players.  The frame rate is the biggest issue.  Normally, the game keeps a pretty solid 60 fps, but during area transitions, there's a consistent albeit very brief drop to 30 fps before jumping back to 60 fps.  This didn't detract from the experience for me personally, but it was rather jarring especially at first.  In addition, there are occasions with either a lot of enemies on screen or a lot of effects like fire or dust that will cause some minor slowdown.  Again, it's nothing that I personally to be a major impact on the experience, but opinions online differ wildly, so it's definitely something worth noting.

There is one very important addition that was made to the game that I'd be remiss not to gush about a little, and that's the dungeon creator.  There's a totally optional side feature that lets you create your own Zelda dungeons and run through them.  Given the square room grid nature of Link's Awakening's dungeons, it's basically a matter of taking pre-created rooms and arranging them like puzzle pieces.  With the various bosses, mini-bosses, chests, locked doors, etc, this opens up a lot of options for some really creative and challenging dungeons.  It feels a lot like the kind of creative outlet that Super Mario Maker provided, and I REALLY hope that this is a testing-the-waters prelude to a full fledged Legend of Zelda Maker game because honestly, I had more fun with that than I did the actual game itself.

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening is an absolute marvel, and while it's certainly not perfect, it's an exceptionally good time and a fantastic experience that I consider to be a non-negotiable must-play for Switch owners.  For those who loved the Game Boy original, it's an extremely faithful homage while still bringing modern QoL improvements to the game, and for those who, like me, never experienced the original Game Boy version of the game, it's a great way to experience one of the truly beloved Zelda adventures.  Some folks I know have said that $60 is a steep asking price for a remake, and I can't entirely disagree with that, but it's my humble opinion that this is a remake impressive enough in both its accuracy to the original and in its improvements over the mechanical limitations of the original that it's a fair asking price all things considered.  If you're a fan of the Legend of Zelda's traditional dungeon-based adventure formula, you'd seriously be doing yourself a disservice not to gives this one a go.

Also available on PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Xbox 360, and Windows

My first foray into modern Far Cry games was Far Cry Primal on PS4, and boy, that game was dope.  So when I saw that Far Cry 4 was all modern and had a fabulously psychopathic dictator to topple, I was instantly interested.  However, I was also poor, so I waited.  I'm still poor, but now Far Cry 4 is hella cheap, so I'm FINALLY getting around to playing it, and WOW, good things truly do come to those who wait.

The premise of Far Cry 4 is that you're a native of the island nation of Kyrat raised in the United States who has returned to Kyrat to scatter his mother's ashes as per her dying wish.  Then your bus gets attacked, your companions get shots, your tour guide gets tortured to death, and you get drugged and wake up at a dinner table with the merciless dictator of Kyrat, Pagan Min.  From there, you could either sit and wait for like fifteen minutes, have him come back and kill you, and get the bad ending; OR you could actually play the game you paid for, help the resistance group that your dead dad started overthrow Pagan Min, and blow up everything in sight.

The game, as is standard for the series, is a first person shooter.  You can craft storage upgrades from materials you hunt from animals to hold more ammo, more medical items, more explosives, etc.  You can also purchase new weapons although some of these get unlocked for free as you progress through the game.  Once you purchase a weapon, it can be reacquired for free at any shop, so that's a nice feature.  With enough upgrades, you can equip up to four weapons - a sidearm and three main weapons.  I usually ended up keeping a revolver, an assault rifle, a rocket launcher, and a sniper rifle with me.  You also have four throwable weapons - molotovs, grenades, throwing knives, and bait meat that lures tigers and the like to eat your enemies.  All in all, you get a lot of leeway to play how you want.  You can be stealthy and sneak around using stealth takedowns, silenced weapons, and throwing knives.  Alternatively, you can run in guns blazing with machine guns and shotguns and grenade launchers.  The sky's the limit, and if that limit isn't filled with flying dismembered bodies, you're doing it wrong.

Visually, you can tell that the game was designed for last generation consoles and ported to Xbox One, but it still looks pretty nice.  The soundtrack is extremely well done, providing solid atmosphere without distracting from the action on screen.  The voice acting, as well, is extremely well done, especially Pagan Min's voice actor.  10/10 would listen to again.  A well voiced antagonist can really make or break a game, and Pagan Min's voice actor definitely made this game.  The highlight of the game, however, is the hunting.  I don't mean sneaking around the hunting deer with a bow.  GTFO with that redneck real-world garbage.  Na, man, I mean a REAL MAN'S hunting.  Far Cry 4 is like a Cabela's game if it were actually fun.  I'm talking aobut hunting tigers by driving cars into them at 100 KPH, hunting elephants with a rocket launcher, or hunting rhinos from a helicopter with a semiautomatic grenade launcher.

My experience with the Far Cry series is still fairly limited, but from what I have played, Far Cry 4 is an exceptionally fun and well crafted entry.  The story is interesting, the map is detailed and a blast to explore, the voice acting is exceptional, and the gameplay is addicting to say the least.  AND THE HUNTING.  I felt like the Terminator roughing it in the wilderness.  Sure, rocket launchers tend to leave the animal's hide too damaged to use, but good GOD, it is fun.  Far Cry 4 isn't perfect, and it still has its share of shortcomings with frame rate dips, glitches, and profoundly challenged AI at times, but as a whole package, it's an exceptionally fun experience, and with the price it goes for used these days, I high recommend it to fans of open world shooters.

Also available for Xbox 360

With all the hype that Red Dead Redemption 2 got at launch, I started to feel a little bad that I hadn't played the previous games in the series yet.  After playing through Red Dead Revolver, I took a brief break before diving into Rockstar's not-Grand-Theft-Auto heavy hitter, Red Dead Redemption.  I wasn't really sure what to expect as all I'd really heard was that it was extremely different from Red Dead Revolver (which is absolutely true), it was really good, and it was kind of Grand Theft Auto in the Old West.

Red Dead Redemption follows the character of John Marston, a Wild West gangbanger-turned-vigilante on a less-than-voluntary mission to hunt down and kill his former gang companions.  This quest takes him through the fictional state of New Austin and parts of northern Mexico and into contact with a jaded town sheriff, a sweet rancher lady and her grumpy libertarian father, a snake oil salesman who would make Joel Osteen look sincere, an actual necrophiliac, an alcoholic Irishman (I guess that's a bit redundant), and a Pancho Villa stand-in among others.  Throughout his journey to hunt down his former companions, he has the opportunity to help - or hurt - the people he encounters.  There are many opportunities to do good.  If you pass a wrecked lawman with escaped fugitives, will you help him catch the criminals, or will you shoot him and skin his horses?  If you see a prostitute being beaten to death in the street, will you pretend you see nothing, or will you shoot him and save her?  If you see someone stranded on the road, will you stop to help?  I always did cause I'm a Good Guy(TM), but they always ended up being horse thieves, so then I murdered them.  For the good of the people, of course.

Visually, the game looks pretty good for the time although there were a few noticeable frame rate drops every now and then that got a bit annoying.  The voice acting, however, for the main characters was very well done.  Rob Wiethoff's performance as John Marston especially was spectacular, and the quality of his performance really helps to immerse you in the world and story being told.  Voice acting is extremely important to my immersion, and the quality of the motion capture and voice acting are usually the determining factor in how emotionally invested I get in the game.  This game made me tear up.  That's as glowing an endorsement as I could ever write.

As a history teacher, one of the things I loved about Red Dead Redemption's setting was the relative accuracy with which it was portrayed.  Obviously some creative liberties were taken, and there were parts that were made less accurate for the sake of making a fun game, but for the most part, Rockstar did a fantastic job of showing the death of the "Wild West" and the awkward and often unwilling transition to modernity.  Those two systems had a lot of incompatibilities with the spread of federal law enforcement and vigilantes' increasingly finding themselves as being the outlaws, the horse's increasing obsolescence as a mode of transportation with the rise of the automobile, and the assimilation of native American tribes with the lingering myth of the "savage red man."  Those issues were rarely put explicitly front and center, but they were issues that were addressed with subtle finesse throughout the game, and that made the historian in me as giddy as a kid in a candy store.

Red Dead Redemption is a fantastic work of historical fiction in its own right and a stellar open world video game.  The world can feel a bit empty at times, but the accuracy with which that world is portrayed especially with respect to when the game is set is exemplary.  It tells an immersive story with a massive world and an impressive degree of historical accuracy.  The who, what, and where are all fictional, but they're believable, and the when of the setting is done justice.  It's not perfect, and there were more a few technical hiccups and bugs that I encountered, but man, what a wild ride.  I suspect most folks have played this one by now, but if somehow you haven't, do yourself and favor and remedy that.  Whether you play on PS3 or 360, play this game.  It's fantastic.

Golf Story is a unique sort of game especially in today's gaming landscape.  It's a sports game - golf, specifically, as the name suggests - but it's a story drive sports RPG.  That's what's relatively unusual about it.  That sounds to may like a bit of a tough thing to pull off, but I gotta admit, Golf Story did it superbly.  I never thought I'd find a sports game with a compelling story let alone one that also has well done RPG mechanics, but lo and behold, here it is, and it's a Switch exclusive, no less.

You play as some dude who decides to be a professional golfer to make his presumably dead dad proud of him...or something.  The "why" of his little quest wasn't explained as thoroughly as I might have liked, but regardless of why, he heads back to his old childhood golf course to work on his game and start working his way up to the pro tour.  His first step on this road to golfing betterment is to convince the old man serving as the course's official coach to give him lessons.

So the actual gameplay is pretty reminiscent of Earthbound to me if you swap out the JRPG combat with golf matches and challenges.  Some characters will have you hit a ball into a certain area X number of times, some folks will have you sink a series of challenge holes, some will flat out challenge you to a best-5-out-of-9 match, but it's all about golf.  When you finish a challenge or play a round of golf on your own, you're rewarded with experience and money.  When you level up, you can upgrade stats like your power, accuracy, etc.  With the money, you can buy better clubs from the various courses' pro shops to get bonuses like higher loft, lower loft, a farther drive, etc.

As far as golf mechanics go, it's not as intensely simulator-esque as some of the more realistic golf games are.  You still have to take wind and slope into account, but it's not nearly as brutal as some of the Tiger Woods PGA games can be with wind and slope.  There are a handful of different golf courses in the game most of which culminate in a tournament.  To win the tournament, you have place first; second or third place finishes don't cut it, and not even tying for first is good enough.  For most of them, this isn't too tough.  That changes when you get to the professional tournament at the end of the game.  That one is BRUTAL.  You have to average par at the MINIMUM on each hole, and these holes don't play around.  Narrow fairways surrounded by water, high winds, obnoxious slopes, and merciless AI opponents all make it so that you have ZERO margin for error in this tournament.  At this point in the game, it honestly started feeling more frustrating than fun which is a total 180 to how the game had felt to me up until this point.

Visually, the game takes a retro aesthetic with an even-more-retro looking mini game called "Galf."  I know a lot of folks really seemed to enjoy that minigame, but it just felt like a mediocre NES game to me.  Like, why would I want to play a bad golf game within a good golf game?  I'd rather just keep playing the good golf game.  But hey, it's there if subpar minigames are your cup of tea.  The music is a really nice touch, though.  It's lively and cheerful in the bright courses, foreboding on the haunted themed course, and intense when you're trying to sink a putt on the green.  The whole soundtrack sounds great and perfectly fits the action and atmosphere of the game.  The game has a couple of bugs, most noticeably an issue I encountered a couple times (mainly on the last course) where my ball would land on what was clearly a bridge or fairway but splash as if it had hit water and count as if I had landed in a water hazard.  Super annoying on a course that's already REALLY tough, but it wasn't a common issue, so it's workable.

Golf Story was a definite surprise hit for me.  From the reviews, I knew it would be good, but since I'm not a sports person in general and ESPECIALLY not a golf person, I really wasn't sure how I'd feel about it going in.  I found myself unable to put down the controller, though, as I had to see what the next course would be like, who the next opponent would be, how difficult the next challenge would be.  If you're into golf games or a Switch enthusiast, you NEED to check this game out given that it's exclusive to Nintendo's console/handheld hybrid juggernaut, but even if you're just somewhat curious about a story driven sports game like I was, it's totally worth checking out.  I promise that you won't regret it.

Fire Emblem: Archanean War Chronicles, more commonly known simply as "BS Fire Emblem," was a short series of four maps taking place in the two years preceding the events of the first Fire Emblem game that were available only via the Satellaview satellite download service in Japan.  Because of the limited time workings of the Satellaview broadcasts, it's a serious pain in the ass to find a working ROM of these four maps, but with enough stubborn determination, it can be done.  If you don't feel like dealing with that stubborn determination, however, you can also play them on the (sadly Japan exclusive) Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem on DS.

Because these were intended as bonus challenge maps, they're significantly more difficult than your normal Fire Emblem maps.  These are basically late game challenge right from the get go.  Compound that with the fact that you don't have the benefit of having a whole game to train up characters' experience and stockpile some better weapons, and yeah, you're in for some challenge.  Patience, careful strategy, and the favor of the RNG gods are absolutely required for success here.  Visually, they look pretty much exactly like the other three Fire Emblem games that saw release on the Super Nintendo, so expect that level of sprite detail.

The first map has you play as Princess Nyna and a small handful of loyal knights as they struggle to escape from Archanea Palace when it falls to Dolhr's troops.  The second map sees Minerva team up with her enemy, Hardin, and save a village near Aurelis from attacking bandits (although Minerva doesn't know that the man she's working with is Hardin).  In the third map, Lena and Rickard, accompany by Castor and Navarre, sneak past Dolhr's soldiers into Archanea's palace and look what treasure they can.  The fourth and final map show Nyna's escape into Aurelis with the help of Grust's famed General Camus just prior to the events of the first game.

BS Fire Emblem is a nice ride if you want a good challenge that really pushes you to plan carefully (but mainly be freakishly lucky), but unless you're a hardcore Fire Emblem fan, there's nothing here really worth seeking out.  If you want a brutal challenge, just play Fire Emblem: Fates - Conquest.  If you want to flex your SNES muscles, play the cheap and easy to find Mystery of the Emblem or Genealogy of the Holy War.  With how much of a pain it is just to find a working ROM let alone one in English, if you REALLY want to play through these maps, you're way better of playing the versions included with New Mystery of the Emblem.  It's a solid little map pack, but there just isn't a whole lot if incentive to jump through the hoops required to play it on original hardware or a SNES emulator.

Also available on Xbox, Xbox One, and Windows

Metal Wolf Chaos is a bit of an odd story in the history of gaming.  It's a game that was released fairly late in the life of the original Xbox - a system that only really saw success in the United States - about an American vice president who ousts the president in a coup, it takes place almost exclusively in the United States, it's voice entirely in English, and yet was only released in Japan.  Everything about this game screams "American release" if not a release exclusive to North America, but it never saw a release outside of Japan....UNTIL NOW.

The game starts with you, playing as the president of the United States, fleeing a large coup force from the White House.  Fortunately, the president has his own personal mecha mobile armor, Metal Wolf complete with the presidential seal and massive armament of weaponry.  You have to fight your way through the White House lawn, into an underground escape tunnel, and to Air Force One to escape to the west coast where you begin your one-man war to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.  It's weird how much the coup forces and treasonous vice president remind me of Trump.  You know, if Trump were at all competent or even moderately intelligent.  They describe Metal Wolf and the budding resistance as a "great evil" and a threat to American freedom and justice.  It's eerie.

The game plays as an admittedly rather clunky third person shooter.  You have a SUPER limited boost ability (technically it lasts a good while, but it starts draining your health after a couple seconds), but other than that, you're pretty much just trudging through the levels on foot.  You can have two weapons equipped at a time unless you're using a sniper cannon or multimissile launcher as those require both hands.  There is a part or two that require a little bit of platforming above some instant-death pits, and since there are no checkpoints, death means doing the entire level over again (as I found out when I got knocked into a pit with the boss of a level almost dead), and the controls are NOT conducive of platforming, so that's not tight at all, but by and large, the controls are workable, and the game's campy tongue-in-cheek humor makes it worth playing through.

With its visuals as with its controls, Metal Wolf Chaos shows its age.  This is not a remake or a remaster; this is a straight re-release with no real changes made aside from translated menus and upscaling to modern resolutions.  The textures are the same, and the frame rate is still 30 fps.  Personally, I'd have liked to see a bit of polish on the aging textures and polygons or at least a frame rate bump to 60 fps, but the game is still perfectly playable and enjoyable, and at $30, it's a fair asking price.

Metal Wolf Chaos XD is a game that Americans (or at least a few of us...the weird ones) have been wanting to play for fifteen years, but aside from emulation or importing (and then bypassing the Xbox's region lock), it's been out of our reach.  At long last, we have available to us a game that truly does let us MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and this time without the concentration camps or catastrophic tariffs!  Truthfully, Metal Wolf Chaos isn't an amazing game especially by today's standards, but it's a solid game for those who just want a fun, goofy robot blasting time.  I'd recommend giving it a play for sure.